“Some people meditate. I smoke cigars.”

“Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember to never let the flame go out.”

” A cigar is as good as the memories that you have when you smoked it”.

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”

“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey”